When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

First-Class. Lloyd Hawthorne. From Louisiana Conservationist, July-August, 1988.

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hey y'all, i'm remaking this post because the last one lost some traction 😅

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oh we're so fucked

Friendly reminder this Moon Landing Day that this website exists, where you can drop yourself at any point in the mission where the crew are awake and they'll probably be bantering with Houston.

i’m so happy simon is finally coming home. i will not shut up for a million trillion years about him

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop

o7